Mir Hussein Moussavi, the challenger with support from the Iranian youth mocked hardline President Ahmadinejad for his use of MySpace.
"MySpace, MyAss, Ahamdinejad is such an old fashion fool who stilluses the oldest and lamest social networking site. How can he expect to stand for Iran's glorious revolutionary future without a Facebook page!?
"I have 55 million friends on my Facebook and I haven't been affiliated with MySpace since 1999. Ahmadinejad is still trying to learn how to post pictures of himself and the Ayatollahs on their annual trip to the zoo. You can hardly tell the difference between that old hairy bastard and the old goat in the petting zoo."
The President remained calm throughout the virulent attack, occasionally texting on his iphone until the Iranian Revolutionary Guard appeared in the rear of the auditorium. Moussavi could be heard hysterically laughing as he was triumphantly carried out on the shoulders of his supporters all of whom wore the uniform of the IRG.