Martha's Vineyard - (Upstream Mess): Global warming's witchfinder-general Frank 'Rosie' O'Donnell has fired off a new salvo at President Obama's Crap & Tirade plot to squeeze the oil industry for more 'spreadable' wealth.
"Big Oil smells blood in the water!" O'Donnell commented amid reports that two of the Dem party's wealthiest oil and gas resource owners are to blow the lid on Obama's miracle nativity.
He fears that Mrs and Mrs Big Oil's lawyers hold crucial DNA evidence about Mary Jo Kopechne's fatal 1969 Chappaquiddick skinny-dip with a drunken Senator Ted Kennedy.
These documents show Kopechne had a love-child by Rev Jesse Jackson who was stealthily 'adopted' to become Barack Obama.
O'Donnell's Clean Heir Botch strategy has crudely upheld the DUI senator's 40 year mendacious blag that made Obama electable.
"Mary Jo was George Bush Senior's birth sister," a Big Oil source commented today, "and she named her baby Michael before he was spirited away to become Barack Obama.
"That makes him yet another Michael Jackson by birth."
