Bernie "The Ponzi Schemer" madoff was facing a century and a half of hard prison time when the financial scam artist got a bright idea. Madoff sent out a prospectus to his many ripped off clients offering them a way to get their money back and more by trading some of Madoff's years in the slammer for a sure bet of a new limited offer investment opportunity.
In just a few tweets and a thousand emails, madoff was back in business with all of his old fish hooked, lined and sinkered. Mrs Ole Codger said that at first she was hesitate to trust the big crook but then when she saw the kind of profits she could turn after just a few years in leavenworth the old codger couldn't resist signing on the dotted line and donning the striped pyjamas. The same could be said for a couple of hundred of Madoff's victims while Bernie walked off into the sunset this time with plenty of time on his hands.