Colonel Sanford Brings South Carolina Fried Beaver to Argentina

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 26 June 2009

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South Carolina Fried Beaver

South Carolina Governor, philanderer and restauranteur Mark Sanford has promised to bring his American chain of SCFB to the cities and countrysides of Argentina. Colonel Sanford's South Carolina Fried Beaver has been abig hit all across the American homeland as rednecks and blue alike have chowed down on the delectable crispy fritters made from USDA US beaver.

Sanford told the fastfood journal,A Quickie for the Mouth, that he had good reason and alot of experience to believe that SCFB would be a hot new product in tyhe world of Argentine cuisine:" I've had plenty of Argentine beaver and let me tell you that it is luscious enough to make a governor walk from SC to BA. Deep fry that critter and the Argentines will be lining up like lemmings on a cliff!"

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