Written by GHCJeff

Sunday, 20 June 2004

Gaylord, MI - June 19, 2004 - Deerfield announces that they finally made a mistake in their marketing ventures. They said that they have lost a lot of business ever since they started selling their Visnetic line of products.

A Spokes person for Deerfield said: "We are trying to get back to using the MDaemon products from Alt-N. They are far superior than our current line." After reviewing a lot of the Visnetic product line, it has been found out that the new features were only added because it was seen in the Alt-N Beta group lists.

We are still trying to get Alt-N to comment on this new information. Will Alt-N ever use Deerfield.com again? We'll just have to wait and see.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: business, Marketing

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