An older saleslady with the rhinestone glasses suspended by the gold chain was hawking shares of Citigroup for 3 dollars a pop. A voice over announced the on aisle four General Motors was having a special for two fifty a throw.
Chrysler opened uopa booth at the dollar store and once high priced financial shares were sharing the bargain basement at Filenes. John's Bargain store offered big deals on collapsing US corporations and failing international stocks were being auctioned off at World market along with dinged and battered furniture and pottery.
New US company, Ilostmyshirt, has announced a pleasesavemypants sale to help shirtless enterprises to prevent arrest for indecent economic exposure!
