Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

image for Bank: "Take the Sons of Bitches"... for Every Farthing!
This little piggy took us for every farthing we had

A leading bank, despite receiving a giant bailout, is telling its employees that a bonus bonanza is still in the offing!

The unscrupulous "corpse-oration" (which literally means a prayer over a dead body) has joined many multinationals in continuing to reward their shepherds who led the sheep to the slaughter.

Hundreds of thousands for hunting trips and beach vacations have continued to pour into the few, the proud and the privileged lives of those grifters who grafted their way to millions while leaving modest investors in the dumps.

The real test of whether the politicos who supposedly influence the economy have any testes will be whether or not they can rein in the renegade free marketeers! Or are our duly elected political leaders just so many impotent mouseketeers loyal to a club dedicated to the rich, the powerful and the pieces of shit that got us in this mess in the first place!?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Banks, bonus




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