Written by SpaceElevator

Monday, 13 October 2008

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Dude, your Business is showing through your Briefs!

Briefly, the brief on business is that there is not enough business worth briefing.

This man -- shown wearing boxers, not briefs -- was too busy to answer any questions. However, his "busy"-ness implies that there may actually be some business, albeit risky, on the horizon.

The principles of business remain strong. Principally, non-idleness and the exchange of money. But bartering is making a comeback.

Getting back to 'bidnez' -- as it's commonly referred to in the Biz: Even if there is no business like show business (like no business I know), what business is it of yours?

And now for the farm report...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: business, Underwear




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