Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 9 September 2008

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McCain Blue Pills for Red States rival Bristol Palin pink pills for blushing not yet brides

Pharm Fantasma Bristol- Myers has purchased the rights to Bristol Palin's name, a relative nobody pregnant teen till her busy (some might call it negligent) Republican Mom was named John McCain's new mate. B-M's marketing experts urged them to purchase the name while it was still hot.

Marketing maternity vitamins guru, Bigpink Hardtaswalla explained how she urged the company on, while the Palin story was still capturing the minds of mindless Americans:

"It's gold right now...think about it," Bigpink said. "Terrible American sex ed guarantees us millions of unplanned pregnancies every year...do you know how many maternity vitamins that is...with the most prominent knocked up name in the country on our big pink pills we will make millions!!! While we responsibly nourish the unborn..."

B-M has cancelled all condom and contraceptive productive during the new campaign during the McCain- Palin Campaign.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sarah Palin

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