Denver, Colorado - (Bare Ass Mess): Michelle Obama has poo-pooed reports that her husband wears Andrew Christian's newly launched Obama 08 Y-fronts and boxer shorts.
"Mah husban's gonna be commander-in-chief; he always goes commando," Mrs O claimed today.
The iconic underwear has hit the malls, price $29 a pair, of which $1 will be donated to the Senator's White House campaign.
Christian, 69, told reporters at today's product launch he'd boobed with the Hillary 08! brassiere that was to have been launched in the even of her nomination.
"They'll be remaindered now, probably given to a charity like Demented WASPS 4 Hillary Anonymous," the designer commented.
Joe Biden is a tosser.
