Tisch, Tisch...Tisch Family Causes Increase in Kool Cancer

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 12 June 2008

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Tisch Bros. Hope Kool smokers Will Buy Their Newly Acquired Smith Bros. Cough drops

The prop plane trailed its banner across the summer sky before the eyes of Tisch family fellow beach club members announcing: "Larry Tisch Sells Cancer Sticks!"

What the banner failed to detail was the Tisch family's company mission: To sell more mentholated carcinogens to America's Kool and the gang.

Tisch Bros., Larry and Preston bought Newport cigarette makers for a bargain forty years ago. The investment proved a stroke (also caused by cigarettes) of genius as the company became top menthol and 2nd most popular seller of cigarettes due to the blacksploitation marketing campaign.

Now that the Tisch Bros. have merged with the Smith Bros. cough drop company, they are seeking to unload their complicity with cancer deaths by isolating the smokes co. as Lorillard Inc... Interested parties bidding on Lorillard are KKK Killers INC and Bush-Cheney Inc, a company famous for the deaths of many US minorities while in other countries.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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