With all the talk of red phones around the Democandies campaign, telephone companies are predicting that their once top seller, the Princess phone, may have a 21st century rival. Red Light Districts are ordering them by the car-load and Vladmir Putin has told his puppet, er, puppy, ah, successor to make sure there are at least a dozen of the rosy receptors in the Kremlin.
Worst President Ever GW Bush had to be told what the red phone was. Fortunately, Veep Dick "Still fightin' the Cold War" Cheney not only knew about the phone but still had the original oval office model in his possession:" I've been on alert for the Ruskie attack on our missile silos since 1955!", the paranoid schizophrenic was heard to say to his many imaginary voices.
