Washington (IPP) - Rush Limbaugh, G.W. Bush, Mitt Romney, Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Newt Gingrich, and Cock Robin all blamed Bill Clinton for the current downturn in the stock market and for all of the economic bad news of late.
They all agreed that the stain on Monica's blue dress has brought about a serious bout of bad karma for the American economy.
They also blamed Clinton for hurricane Katrina, mudslides and fires in California, the explosion of the Challenger space shuttle, for losing the war in Vietnam, for stealing a freight train, and Clinton is also being blamed for exzema, psoriasis, gingivitis, the plague, and the death of Cock Robin and not to mention Eddie Murphy's separation after being married only two weeks.
Bush says he will send his economic adviser to appear on Deal or No Deal and if he wins that that would solve all of America's woes. If he loses there will be Bill Clinton to blame.
