Wall Street Analysts Adopt New Approach

Written by Jeff Brone

Friday, 28 September 2007

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Wall street analysts have made the decision to say "I saw that one coming!" whenever the market takes a move up or down.

Rather than engage in confusing and sketchy predictions, many respected market gurus are now instead convincing their public that they told their friends about the market's late moves a few months back, according to a spokesman for Stein, Wittenberg and Hart, a leading firm.

He added "Like, you know, the market's latest up turn? I told my friend Dave about this one at least 3 weeks ago. I had a dream about it. Pretty freaky!"

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