New York, New York (IP) - The periodic running of the bulls is well underway on Wall Street. So far the only injuries have fallen upon the sluggish bears. Some of the bears are so chronically pessimistic that they have been compared to a stopped clock which is always right twice a day for a period of one minute.
There is so much euphoria again during this current bubble that many people are failing to sell into a rally and these folks can be identified when they hit the sidewalk after two-hundred dollars a share stocks become two dollars a share.
Sorely missed is the pun loving Luis Rukeyser on the also much missed Wall Street Week who would wink with either one eye or the other at the end of each show. Those who knew the secret meaning of these signals knew whether or not to short stocks or go long during the following week.
Financial reporter Maria Barteromo is so beautiful that no heterosexual male can possibly be paying any attention to anything she has to say because they involuntarily slide into a hormone induced trance and they are too busy daydreaming whenever they put her face on TV.
