VECO Corrupt Bastards gave GOP $1+ million

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Thursday, 10 May 2007

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Juneau - (Ass Mess): Two senior VECO executives who have turned in plea bargains over bribing Corrupt Bastards Club Alaskan state legislators have surrendered documents showing their bribery of GOP congressional candidates and George W Bush to be in excess of $1 million.

State Prosecutors are now analysing the VECO money trail stretching back to 1990 amid reports of more arrests in the corruption scam that sees Veco founder and chief executive Bill Allen and his Veep Rick Smith cringeing in the dock.

Alaska Democratic Party chair Jake Metcalfe had a good laugh today as he told the press: "They controlled everything; they were drunk on power, and I don't think they thought they would get caught."

But get caught they did and now Bill Allen's copious sponsorship of "literally thousands of dollars" to Republican candidates in Washington, Illinois, South Carolina, California and Missouri is under the microscope as the FBI investigation threatens to go national.

Another local Dem source said today: "The Corrupt Bastards Club in Alaska may be the very tip of the iceberg.

"And the rest of that iceberg is the GOP and its White House hired hands.

"Maybe a little global warming strategy will now start melting the frozen truth behind a bribery and extortion scam unequalled in history."

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