UtopGoogle!, New Feature Re-Imagines History!

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 31 March 2007

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UtopGoogles! vision of natural sand dunes

UtopGoogle! New Orleans and Hurricane Katrina's devastation is gone, all evidence of genocide in Rwanda disappears on Utopgoogle! Iraq looks like it did in the peaceful days of SH's IT (Iraqi Tranquil). VietNam is undefoliated. The US South has old Joe working in the cotton field and Aunt Jemima serving the colonel on her knees.

Utpgoogle!, the newest, latest feature on the world's leading search engine is designed to allow the internet explorer (oops, not compatible with googalese), the webadventurer an opportunity to find out what a place was like before all those bothersome modern changes.

The promotional literature invites the trial user to: "To see what America was like when there were more trees than people, see Auchwitz when it was a pretty Polish farm, visit the polar icecaps when there was actual snow!"

The first wave of loggers-on were almost unanimous in their decision to experience America before there were any Bushes.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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