'Funny Money'- The 'Digital Buck' is Coming your Way

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 17 January 2023

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Take that Ben Franklin.

All countries are going to have Digital Currencies in the near Future.

China and India already have them.

Paper Money - like paper Books and paper Newspapers are on the way Out.

Everybody will have to turn in their paper Money.

Soon you will be able to wallpaper a room with useless dollar bills - as a Conversation piece.

Or a stack of paper 'Greenbacks' will be in the Bathroom for use whenever you run out of toilet paper.

The only way to hide Wealth will be Art, Gold, Antiques, and Jewellery.

We will all be on the Digital Dole - and the Federal government will know all of your private affairs.

Including what kind of underwear our presidents wear.

Who dyes his hair, etc.

It will be a 'Funny Money' world.

(Article by The Wall Street Writer Bot - Vanderbilt)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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