Pognoy in hostile shareholder pod Nugent

Funny story written by Ed Parnell

Thursday, 22 February 2007

Retailer Pognoy posted 'disappointing' first quarter results today, blaming the recent decision by their CEO to go on the rampage with a machine gun through a kindergarten.

Although the news will annoy shareholders, Pognoy has denied that a take over claim by Japanese electronics giant Erectlonics is imminent "We can't say that we are not in negotiation to trade our staff, offices, business and sexual favours to the Japanese. But we can't deny it either. Oooo, we're a tease" said a rather to camp for his own good spokesman.

Meanwhile Zebedee Mylecraft Pie Wrap has said the interest shown in it by Pumpety Mingle Zarnu is of no interest to it, while the interest is interesting it's not raised the interest of interested parties or those interested in the reasons behind the interest in the interests' interest to make their interests known.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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