Sexy Midget first space stewardess

Written by Buck E Filbert

Wednesday, 6 December 2006

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Boldy going where so many have already gone before

Virgin Galactic announced the candidate selected to be the first stewardess in space.

Virgin's selection is, Bridget the Midget Powers, former XXX porn star turned mainstream actress and T.V. personality will be the first stewardess to fly on the Spaceship 2.

Virgin Galactic is attempting to be the first airline to fly civilians into the stratosphere and beyond.

A spokeswoman said, "We've done extensive studies into this and our scientists have all come to the same conclusion, midgets have a natural low center of gravity making it easier for them to deal with a weightless environment."

In addition to being the first inter-galatic hostess, Bridget has been featured in such films as Swat, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Tip Toes, Midget Mania #3 and Strap on Midget.

Johnny Neurotic, Bridget's manager thinks midgets can navigate the aisles easier than traditional sized women and having a little person on the maiden voyage will be loads of laughs.

Sir Richard Branson, futurist and founder of Virgin Galactic stated, "I'm thrilled with the selection. Just love the little buggers. is a short trip - eh?!"

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Dec 5 2006

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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