Written by victoria

Tuesday, 18 November 2003

image for Evidence to prove inconclusively that midgets are wrong.
Orange Midget

A straw pole has suggested that midgets are very, very wrong. Midgets or ‘little people' as they prefer to be called, have long been entertaining us is the form of circus freak shows.

They gamely dress up as ballerinas, lumberjacks and ‘Danny' off grease for audiences all over the world, but we say no more, and this offensive behaviour will no longer be tolerated.

One mammy had to shield her kiddies' eyes ‘the sheer distaste of it all makes me want to knock their blocks off' understandable.

The only solution we can suggest, after watching paint dry for three hours, is to house them all in a purpose built wendy house.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Circus, Midgets

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