Untidy School Kids are new Young Entrepreneurs

Funny story written by Ella Davide

Sunday, 10 May 2015

Teen Students who leave litter in School Canteens and on the street, are the new creators of employment.

'We need these brilliant young people', say Business Gurus. By discarding their packaging and other filth, they are ensuring future employment for School Janitors, Park Attendants, not to mention Mothers and Mentors.

'If everyone was civic - minded and cleaned up after themselves, there would be no cleaners' says Sir Jones Digguru. 'They have a vision, to create chaos and have the guts to carry it out - turning an entire school canteen into a littered waste, takes planning, forward thinking and creativity. As Nietzsche said : The Urge to destroy is a creative one '.

Other innovative ideas can be found on Twitter -@delinquent#tenuous

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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