Chipoltes Bans Employees From Getting Inoculated

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Monday, 27 April 2015

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Those pesky GMOs

DENVER, CO - Chipoltes's Co-Chief Executive Officer, Monte Moron, announced today that Chipoltes will no longer employ anyone who has been inoculated.

That announcement came on the heels of Chipoltes huge public-relations success of banning genetically modified organisms (GMOs) from its menu.

Mr. Moron explained that the public's ignorance about the benefits of GMOs will also apply to their anti-inoculation campaign. Although there has been no scientific proof that inoculations contribute to autism, many believe that inoculations are bad.

Mr. Moron is hoping that the public's ignorance of science will make their anti-inoculation campaign a huge success. They are hoping that the media will also promote their anti-inoculation program as well as they have promoted their anti-GMO campaign.

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