Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 1 March 2015

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Hunkering down in NYC as ex-lover Coulson faces perjury trial

New York - Flame-haired uber-queen Rebekah Brooks has moved to New York in a $10m package pimping out Rupert Murdoch's new digi-acquisitions.

Brooks, 69, famously survived a criminal prosecution at London's Old Bailey in a lawsuit that jailed her ex-lover - and fellow hacker - Andy Coulson.

A £11m ($17m) pay-off from Uncle Rupert left the former tabloid diva sitting pretty at her Oxfordshire mansion that she shares with whorse trainer husband Charlie and their three year old daughter Captain Scarlett.

But Cool Hand Luke Coulson, as he was known in the newsroom, was not so lucky and ended up going to jail.

He now faces a harrowing perjury trial in Scotland that alleges he lied about lying in a previous court case.

That could mean that an awful lot of Scottish politicians could also go to jail if Coulson is convicted of this latest affront.

Last week the couple's daughter, Hogwarts actress Emma Watson, was seen deep in discussions with Prince Harry about her own role in the whole horrid mess.

Brooks meanwhile is moving into a swish $5,000-a-week Devils Kitchen condo rented from one of Murdoch's affiliates in sunny Mexico.

I'll give this latest Brooks adventure until Labor Day.

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