Written by Ella Davide

Monday, 9 February 2015

A new light fiction novel is going like hot - cakes World - wide, with record Translation Sales in Switzerland.

The novel presents sexy , middle - aged people's bedroom romps and their household cleaning habits.

The Protagonist, Felicity , is a desperate Oil - Rig Engineer, who, though never short of a younger man or two, is obsessed with the most efficient way to clean the Rig's Toilets.

In her dilemma between vinegar and lemon solutions, she encounters Aggy and a Blonde woman, who , though nothing like as highly qualified as her, succeed in convincing her to get a 21 year old boy in, to do the job. The 'boy', turns out to be a highly efficient cleaner, but crucially, fantastic in bed....

Felicity's maternal instinct then kicks in, as she encourages the boy to aim higher.......she pulls strings to get him a job as Resident Engineer - Intern, though she must blackmail him, to keep him quiet as to her sexual piquances...

The story has so far been translated into every World Language and is most popular in GERMAN SWITZERLAND, where the taboos of dirt and blackmail render the book irrestible.
Reuterrs Business, yesterday

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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