New EU Advertising Inclusiveness Law to merge Brand Competition

Funny story written by Ella Davide

Wednesday, 3 December 2014

Under a new Advertising Inclusiveness Law, Brands can use other leading brands to advertise themselves, even if this includes encroaching another brands' territory or even encroaching on their established slogans

A prime example of this is a recent Billboard Ad in Holborn, London
which reads : ''Tesco, every Lidl helps''

''What's next, says Jeremy Tescobrand , CEO of Tesco , South - A giant street Ad saying : ''This is not any food, it's Aldi best food at an affordable price at M&S?''

''It's all part of the German Plan to take us over '', says Nigel Gralfarge of UKIP

''I disagree'', says DR Chris Reader, of OFSTED..it is all down to brand - overload.....TESCO, LIDL, it doesn't matter, we are saturated with Corporate slogans , to the extent that it all becomes meaningless....

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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