Written by Bureau

Monday, 7 April 2014

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After Chevy recalled all their Chevy Cobalts, workers at the plant say that there was trouble all along.

A Source asking not to be identified stated that two caught on fire in the building they were working on them.

"The ones checking out their safety and a couple of other models had three people to quit because they were afraid they could die or be responsible for the death and injuries of others."

Apparently things settled down before and after the visit from the President coming there to show advances in our carmakers called "A Success Story!"

However, one source stated that within two months they heard a big explosion in the plant but no one ever knew from where it came.

"The day those twelve trucks loaded down with test dummies is the day I put in for early retirement", stated other worker. "I got three weeks left."

"I wouldn't be surprised if the crash dummies don't run off the first chance they get."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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