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Chicken Ran Irresponsibly Across Road

Funny story: Chicken Ran Irresponsibly Across Road

A chicken has been warned about its cavalier behavior after it was almost the cause of a road accident on a country road on the outskirts of Battambang yesterday evening. The chicken, a scraggy, skinny black thing, thoughtlessly ran out into the r...

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More GM Recalls Beside Cobalt?

Funny story: More GM Recalls Beside Cobalt?

After Chevy recalled all their Chevy Cobalts, workers at the plant say that there was trouble all along. A Source asking not to be identified stated that two caught on fire in the building they were working on them. "The ones checking out their...

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Government Announces Plans To Reduce Road Accidents Involving Cyclists

Funny story: Government Announces Plans To Reduce Road Accidents Involving Cyclists

The Government has today announced plans aimed at reducing the number of road accidents involving cyclists. 'Successive governments have been worried about the safety of cyclists in Britain for very many years,' admitted Secretary of State for Tra...

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Four million drivers are now over seventy years old

Funny story: Four million drivers are now over seventy years old

News that the UK now has more than four million drivers aged over seventy has surprised some, but it is the fact that they are subject to different driving rules which has come as a real shock to many people. The over-seventies licence, which must...

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Princess Diana Honoured By Posthumous Awards

Funny story: Princess Diana Honoured By Posthumous Awards

As the fifteenth anniversary of Princess Diana's death creeps up on us, there is little or no mention of her in even the tabloid press, as the media spotlight seems firmly focussed on whether Stephen Hawking wins gold in the Paralympics high diving e...

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Mercedes to produce the world's safest car

Funny story: Mercedes to produce the world's safest car

Mercedes are already well known for their extensive feature list and super safe cars. Now, they have gone a stage further and produced what they claim is the safest car in the world. Although only currently in concept stage, they may have a point.

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The Silence Of The Automobiles

Funny story: The Silence Of The Automobiles

Concerns continue to be raised about risks associated with the silent motion of electric automobiles. In a recent report, Ivor Hardhat, chairman of the International Society for the Prevention of Accidents, highlights the problem: 'Without an audi...

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Celebrating The New Passover

Funny story: Celebrating The New Passover

The fire in a scrap yard below the M1 in north London which caused havoc for many motorists during a busy weekend when there were major events at Wembley as well as the London Marathon has aroused concern about the safety of having industrial units b...

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Road Safety Campaign

Funny story: Road Safety Campaign

In a multi-billion pound effort to reduce unemployment and put an end to road rage, the UK Government has decided to implement changes on British roads. "After a six year study," said Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, "we have determined the major...

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Pedestrian is knocked down every 6 minutes according to Dept of Transport

Funny story: Pedestrian is knocked down every 6 minutes according to Dept of Transport

According to research and figures released by the Department of Transport, a pedestrian is knocked down every six minutes on Britain's roads.

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