Written by rpm1978

Thursday, 20 March 2014

Obama decided to make a trip to Russia, in an attempt to beg President Putin to ease off on The Ukraine.

When Obama landed in Moscow, he was greeted by agents of the Federal Security Service, who proceeded to slap handcuffs on Obama and inform him that President Putin had ordered his arrest.

Barack Hussein Obama was charged with these following crimes:

Creation of secret concentration camps in the United States

Occupying the White House illegally

Failure to flush the toilet after taking a stinky poop in multiple countries.

Failure to pay a $1000 fine for not flushing the public toilet in Singapore.

Attempted vandalism of Buckingham Palace

Stealing several Klopman Diamonds in Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Poland and Bulgaria.

Greasing the streets of Athens, Greece with stolen grease

Driving too slow on the Autobahn in Germany

Obama is in the process of being shipped off to freezing cold Siberia to start pumping unpumped oil without pay, wearing only shorts

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Topics: Barack Obama

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