LGBT Group Boycots Johnson & Johnson

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Sunday, 4 August 2013

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A California LGBT advocacy group issued a press release today, announcing a boycott of all products produced by the multinational conglomerate, Johnson & Johnson.

The group claims that KY brand His & Hers Jelly discriminates against the LGBT community and demands that Johnson & Johnson produce His & His and Hers & Hers jellies to rectify the injustice.

The group spokesperson, Connie Lienghuss added that: "We do acknowledge that the name 'Johnson and Johnson' is clearly pro-gay, but that doesn't satisfy the rigid demands of the LGBT community."

The previous boycott, against Chiquita Bananas, received only slack support from the LGBT community.

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