After a second African-American family accused a character at a well know theme park of ignoring their child because of the color of their skin the theme park have announced a review of their policies regarding entrance to their parks.
The White family of San Diego says they complained to the park after a person dressed as cartoon duck refused to take a photo with their son, instead interacting with white children. This came a week after the Black family (I know...ironic) complained that their children were snubbed by an employee dressed as a white rabbit (I know, it is a ridiculous coincidence).
"After careful review of these incidents we have decided to react accordingly" said company spokesman Greg Harper "With effect from 1 March this year we will be barring entry to our parks all African Americans, Asians, Hispanics, Jews, Europeans and Arabs...it is the only way we can stop these accusations and contain the situation - American's only from now on."
The unnamed park say that these measures should not affect visitor numbers to their parks as they are introducing several new characters that they feel will appeal to their customers.
"Next month we are introducing Hitler Hamster and Mel Gibbon to our stable of characters, so that will be fun."
It has not yet been reported, but probably will be soon, that a few so called 'little people' will be filing a lawsuit against the park, claiming that they were offended by several dwarfs, who were 'taking the piss'.
