Frat boys just love the taste of new vagina beer

Written by Zachary Estle

Thursday, 21 June 2012

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L.A., California: A new beer has been created by Estle Brewing Company. The flavor you might ask? Vagina. Yes it is the same flavor of the female sexual organ.

Though its not just one, there are four beers, one for each "type" of vagina; sweet, sour, salty, and spicy, for those who know what Mexican girls taste like.

Estle Brewing has let the publicity take care of it self and worry solely on making enough beer for everyone to try at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, where it will be giving out free samples.

It is expected to be a big hit with the actors and actresses of the films, and the consumers of said films. If it is a success, it will be released nationwide soon afterwards.

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