All not well with Zuckerbergs: Priscilla angered by Facebook stock

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Wednesday, 23 May 2012

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Nothing like the bottom falling out of the market to stir shit up

Only days into the Zuckerbergs' new life together, Priscilla Chan is enraged with her husband, the NASDAQ, and anyone else who gets in her way.

How many shares of Facebook she actually owns is a mystery, but one thing is clear: The stock issued at $45 per share has plunged to $31, a loss of 31.11%.

Obviously, if Chan only owned three shares, she'd be out $42. Experts estimate, however, that that the newlywed owns in the neighborhood of one hundred thousand shares which would translate to a loss of $1.4 billion.

Harfold Equity Trust manager, Thomas Baten, thinks more trouble is on the rise. "If FB drops below $30, I think we could see real fireworks, but not the kind you like to see in a new marriage.

"Regardless, Chan stands to make a mint when she divorces him in a year."

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