Written by Gail Farrelly

Tuesday, 27 December 2011

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Up, up, and away!

The pushing and shoving, the brawls, the pepper spray. That's what some people wanting to snag themselves a pair of the latest Nike Air Jordans have had to endure. Is it worth it?

Those in the know say YES. This is a product beyond compare.

Here's the scoop. Remember in The Wizard of Oz the magical value of Dorothy's ruby red shoes? Y'know, click the heels together and they'll take you home. The new Air Jordans have a similar, but enhanced, ability. Put them on, click the heels together, and they'll take you ANYWHERE you want to go.

For most folks, that's not home. It's to the local pub or a not-so-local one, to a favorite vacation spot in the Bahamas, to a Broadway show, or maybe even right to the front of a supermarket line!

And there's more. Politicians doing badly in polls can don their Air Jordans and quickly vault themselves to the head of the pack of contenders. Kids jumping rope can jump as high as they want and return to the ground safely. Those interested in space travel can say "fly moon me to the moon," click their Air Jordans, and be having a conversation with the Man in the Moon in a few minutes.

Some advice -- just in case you're heading out to the mall to buy a pair of these babies. Prepare yourself for battle. Put up your dukes and dress in full body armor. You'll be glad you did.

Once you have your new Air Jordans, you'll be up, up, and away! What better way to celebrate the arrival of 2012?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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