Putin playing Mickey-Mouse games with nuclear bombs
The little guy is putting on high heels to give him the appearance of strength and power by using nuclear bomb threats against the West. “See me? I may be losing the war against Ukraine, but I can always win by using my nuclear bombs. So keep you…
Read full storyBritney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin to star in the R-rated TV reality show, "The Misadventures of the Cougar MILFs"
LaLaLand Daily reports that three of the hottest females have just signed to star in the Bravisimo Network reality show, "The Misadventures of The Cougar MILFs." Willow Tulsa with LaLa, stated that Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin…
Read full storyPopular vehicles in nationwide recall
State and Territory Transport Departments have issued an urgent recall of cars made by all popular manufacturers. The Federal Government is coordinating the recall but leaving the administrative and practical details to State and Territory governm…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez' upcoming tour will feature the all-female band, The Culottes Strumpets, as the opening act
J.Lo is one very busy woman. She makes movies, she appears in tampon commercials, she makes records, and she comes out in commercials for mature female yeast infections. And now she is getting ready for her upcoming, "The MILF Cougar Music Extrava…
Read full storyDodgers host Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence on baseball night
Yes! Thousands of delusional Catholic protesters have marched to the Dodger stadium's front gates in a show of force against theatrical actors dressed as nuns. "Can you spare your wonderful balls dear Sir? I need them desperately to play some base…
Read full storySan Francisco's first bottomless bar opens to a standing room only crowd
The Word on The Street News Agency reports that Frisco has just opened the nation's first "Bottomless Bar." The lounge is located a block away from the infamous, winding, one block Lombard Street. The name of the state-of-the-art lounge is La S…
Read full storyReports now say that oral sex will instantly get rid of hiccups
In a monumental revelation, The American Research Group has just divulged that one sure fire way to get rid of irritating hiccups is to engage in oral sex. The 11-month study concluded that heightened levels of estrogen and testosterone release ti…
Read full storyKing Charles III invites Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan to visit Buckingham Palace
London's Ta Ta For Now News reports that the extremely popular and rich-as-the-royal dickens King Charles III, has just invited British moguls Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan to visit him and the Queen Consort, Camilla Parker Bowles at Buckingham Palac…
Read full story