Kentucky business makes millions of dollars
Set just off a freeway in the hillbilly woods, the farm's location is appealing and then again, it's also what's inside: cockroaches -- tens of millions of them. Andy Gump is part entomologist, part farmer and chief admirer of the roach burger.
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Los Angeles Channel 107 has just informed the public that the L.A. Police Department has just put one of the most well-known working girls in L.A. county on their payroll. The woman identified as Breena Vineyard, 29, is noted for not only being st…
Read full storyA former Miss March Madness has been arrested
In the "What The Hell Department???" Sports Balls Illustrated Daily senior writer Dottie Bazooka, reports that the Miss March Madness of 2020, has just been arrested up in Walla Walla, Washington. Miss Bazooka noted that Valerie "Blondie" McTower,…
Read full storyAspartameBoy Hero - a poem
In a world of sweetness, a hero arose, AspartameBoy, his emblem brightly glows. With cape unfurled, he took to the skies, To expose the dangers, he would not compromise. Through bustling streets, he swiftly soared, A truth to be told, a secret…
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