Swedish book burning needs focus - aim for the Jewels!
The Swedes are burning books again … and I must take serious issue with this issue! Sure, one could say that any god who worries Him- or Itself over the burning of His book is no god at all. Aren’t gods bigger than their holy books? Apparently not…
Read full storyGOP diehards say that Trump has turned into gorilla shit
Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle said that she took an independent poll of Trump supporters and she found that only 4% say that they would support him in a 2024 presidential run. 96% of his Kool-Aid drinking followers say that they would rather s…
Read full storyWelcome to Israel - Shatner hole of the Middle East
Spend your next vacation in – of all places – Israel! We want your tourist dollars! Look at all we have to offer. The “holy” sites of three religions! You know it’s always a good idea when any religion meets another religion – they don’t start fig…
Read full storyEmmanuel “Jesus” Macron sips champagne
Emmanuel Macron was playing a violent video game and losing. The zombies were just too fast and somehow they were getting smart. Macron thought they had no brains. He was the leader of France – surely he should always win the game against the enemy.
Read full storyThe Goombalini crime family is very close with the warden of Sing Sing Prison (where Trump is headed)
The notorious East Coast crime family, the Goombalini's, have just informed reporter Carmine Calatino, with The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper that they recently spoke with the warden of Sing Sing Prison. The Mafia family spokesman Piccolo S…
Read full storyThe new reality TV show "Secrets" is a bona fide success
The Cosmos News Service is reporting that the latest reality show to hit the airwaves on the Bravisimo Network is "Secrets." The show deals with the sexploits of four Manhattan secretaries who work for a highly reputable Manhattan law firm. Rep…
Read full storyElton John caught with an inflatable doll at Heathrow Airport
Elton John, the 76-year-old English crooner was caught at the Heathrow luggage check in counter with an inflatable doll in one of his 6 pink suitcases. At first Elly tried to say that the pink suitcase was not his, but lets face it, who else has a…
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