Clarry Thomas, trans lesbian and powdered wig, may have to write laws against herself
Clarence Thomas now identifies as a white Republican female lesbian who weighs a slim 101 pounds soaking wet. The ink has yet to dry on the law she wrote banning her from being her. A close friend of the Supreme Court Justice who is doing all he c…
Read full storyEvangelicals will not obey the Bible anymore …well, not the Old part anyway
Biblical “scholars” are frightened and confused by a certain passage in the Bible that is being brought into a new light, via Twitter and other anger-inducing web pages. Now let’s get one thing clear: this occurs in the Old Testament part, not the…
Read full storyIn the jungle, the mighty jungle
In the ancient days of the Dark Lord, sometime around the Year of the Gunslinger, 1896, the American Supreme Court made a little ditty that was straight outa “Animal Farm” by George Orwell. In that book, there’s a message written on the side of the b…
Read full storyBoo or Boo-urns?
Lindsey Graham, the lovable loser who never gives up, even when Trump gets arrested again and again … the man who loves Trump then hates him then loves him again … went back to his hometown of Slim Pickens, who hasn’t been seen since he rode a nuclea…
Read full storyMadonna talks about the rumors that she and Rosie O'Donnell are married to each other
The "Rumor Mills" have been working overtime and the latest scoop is that former singer Madonna, who is 64, but looks 84, and unemployed TV host Rosie O'Donnell, who is 61, and looks 62, are a couple, as in a 'Married Couple." Madonna, who is know…
Read full storyWheel of Fortune fires host Pat Sajak after 42 years!
The very popular TV game show "Wheel of Fortune," which is filmed at the Burbank Studios in California, has just fired their long time game show host Pat Sajak. Tabloid Today reporter Papaya Bamboo was the first to report the firing. She noted tha…
Read full storyTaco Bell adds sushi and tofu burritos to their food menu
Taco Bell is the nation's number one national franchise for Mexican food. The company that was founded in 1962, by Alejandro Alonzo Bell has just come up with it's latest food menu creation, the Sushi and Tofu Burrito. The new food item was tested…
Read full storyUnfortunately, given the cost of housing here, someone might just do that...
This notice actually appeared on the Facebook page of Jackson, Wyoming Steals and Deals website: Hello Jackson Hole. I have a bunch of free stuff that will end up in a landfill and am hoping someone can use these items. Large spools - good for…
Read full storyMama Kris Jenner is the spokeswoman for the new line of swimsuits called Bikini Cougar
The L.A. Watchdog Witnesser reports that the matriarch of the Kardashian family, Kris Kardashian-Jenner has just been signed to be the official spokeswoman for the new line of swimwear for MILFs. Kris, who is 67, but has a body that looks like she…
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