McDonalds Assures Their Customers That Their McChick Burger Does Not Contain Pigeon Meat
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The McDonalds Corporation is constantly having to fight off rumors that they feel may have been started by employees working for Burger King, Wendys, KFC, Jack in The Box, Raising Canes, Dairy Queen, or Popeyes. The lates…
Read full storyKing Charles Plans Dance Routine STAYIN' ALIVE By Bee Gees At Coronation
Inspired by the dancing on YouTube, King Charles decided to include a Bee Gees' STAYIN' ALIVE dance routine during or perhaps right after his coronation while moving down the aisle out of Westminster Abby. After reviving her with smelling salts,…
Read full storyBiden Nearly Kept Over For Observation While Visiting Carter
Plains, GA – After the cameras were turned off, there was a moment of fear and concern as President Biden seemed to nod off while conversing with former President Jimmy Carter at the latter’s home hospice care unit. White House officials were qu…
Read full storyA Freshman High School Pitcher In San Antonio Throws 107 MPH
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba, a writer with the Sports Bet Gazette reports that a 16-year-old freshman pitcher who attends San Antonio's Sandy Koufax High School has a damn fastball that has been clocked at 107 mph. The fr…
Read full storyVladimir Putin Seeking Asylum At Mar-A-Lago
Well, things are getting a little dicey for Vladimir Putin in Russia. His invasion of Ukraine has proven to be (after what was supposed to be a 4-day war) a colossal failure. The light at the end of the tunnel no longer even figures for Russia, certa…
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