McDonalds Desperate For Employees Offers New Hires Fantastic State-of-The-Art Cell Phone
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The powers that be at McDonalds are upset that many of their franchise outlets are having trouble getting people to apply to work for their fast food chain. They have announced a new initiative to entice job seek…
Read full storyGhislaine Maxwell Charges All A Mistake - It Was SAX Trafficking!
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In a bizarre turn of events, Ghislaine Maxwell, the girlfriend of notorious criminal Jeffrey Epstein, has demanded that the charges against her be immediately dropped...and dropped like a hot potato. Speaking exclus…
Read full storyThe FBI Raids a Wig Shop In Arkansas and Finds 53 Kilos of Colombian Cocaine
BALD KNOB, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The FBI conducted a pre-dawn raid on the Wigged Out Weasel wig emporium on Hirsute Boulevard. Federal officers confiscated over 189 different types of wigs, toupees and merkins, many imported from Denmark, Jap…
Read full storyA Devastating Earthquake Hits Switzerland And Destroys 88% of The Tulip Industry
BERN, Switizerland - (Spoof News) - Hold onto your tulips, folks! Switzerland has been shaken to its core by a massive 7.7 earthquake that hit at 4:04 am Tijuana, Mexico, time, and sent shockwaves through the country's beloved tulip industry. Lucy…
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