Donald Trump Goes Soprano
Donald Trump goes soprano. Not like the television series, but in his tone of voice. Do-Re-Me-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do! Mr.Trump doesn't exactly speak in a soprano singer's tone, oh no. But whenever Trump is telling a lie (a huge one to support his dub…
Read full storyThe Oldest Tree In The World May Have To Be Chopped Down
BEAVER LIPS, Oregon - (Satire News) - The oldest living tree in the world may have to be chopped down. The tree which is named "El Grande Guapo Arbol," is located in Oregon's famed Gusano Feo National Park. According to the nation's leading ex…
Read full storySharks Don't Like the Taste of Humans
The male sharks were gathered together at their favorite watering hole in the Bahamas, and just chewing some barracuda fat - and one of them brought up their frequent topic - Humans. 'Big Mako', a burly shark, said - “I don't even like the taste…
Read full storyPutin Arrested And Sent To Siberia To Await Trial
In abrupt, lightning-fast action, and without any rumors beforehand, Vladimir Putin, the former head of Russia, was arrested, stuffed into a van, and driven to a dacha in Siberia. He will live under house arrest until his trial sometime in the future…
Read full storyMany MAGA State Chapters Are Now Abandoning The Trumptard and Changing From Red MAGA Caps To Red MTGA Caps
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - Everyone knows that Donald Trump's goose is one fucking cooked goose. The Trumptard is now even less popular than an STD (sexually transmitted disease). Republicans who once thought that the Orange Tub of Pork…
Read full storyThe Ricky Gervais Happy Hour Talk Show Premiers To Record Breaking Viewer Numbers
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - The much anticipated "Ricky Gervais Happy Hour Talk Show" finally had it's premiere and it broke late night talk show tv viewership numbers, that had not been seen since Johnny Carson's "Tonight Show," which…
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