60-year-old in a nightclub beginning to find it embarrasing
Timothy Claypole, a sixty-year-old has spent every night this month in a nightclub and is beginning to find it embarrassing. 'I saw that dapper chap Michael Gove dancing in a nightclub recently' said Timothy, 'and I remember thinking how much fun…
Read full storyKim and Khloe Kardashian Both Say That Their Bothersome Yeast Infection is Gone
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Bedroom Pillow Talk's reporter Carolina Chipotle has verified that Kim and Khloe's itchy yeast infection has been treated. Khloe, who towers over her four sisters, told Carolina that her gynecologist used a salve…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Says That His "Mum" Queen Elizabeth Left $4.7 Million To Ukraine Government
NEW YORK CITY - The New York Sunshine Observer has just annouced that they have learned that Queen Elizabeth's will, left $4.7 million to the government of Ukraine. Her majesty stressed that it was to be used to buy food, medicine, bottled water,…
Read full storyCheryl Cole and Liz Hurley To Star In An Erotically Sexy X-Rated Motion Picture With Ron Jeremy Jr.
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The "King of X-Rated Films," Ron Jeremy is proud to announce that the chip off the old block, his son Ron Jr., has agreed to appear in an X-rated movie with two stunningly sensuous women "Little Big Ronnie," as Ron Jr.
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