Texts About Republican Politicians
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle recently compiled a list of texts from some noted and unnoted United States GOP politicians. The politicos ranged from Ted "Dracula Face" Cruz to Mitch "The Moscow Bitch" McConne…
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BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb has compiled a list of texts from prostitutes who ply their trade in Brooklyn, the Bronx, and Queens. These street walkers have all been working girls for lots of years;…
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This is Basil Blathering - my current hot stories are about the illegal immigrants to Britain. The are having a blast being put up in nice English hotels and are calling home to their friends about how nice things are here - once you get on Engl…
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