Massachusetts Is Replacing All of Their Red Stop Signs With Blue Ones
BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Massachusetts legislature has just passed a bill that mandates that all of the state’s red stop signs be replaced with blue ones. Mimosa Sabrosa, with The Alpha Beta News Agency, reported that the vote was 99-1 in favo…
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Moscow, Monday, Feb, 14. Woof Bluster with an SOS report for Spoof On Sports. The imminent threat of Russia's invasion of Ukraine disappeared Monday as President Vladimir Putin offered a Valentine's gift of peace to the world. The "no war" decision f…
Read full storyChicken Noodle Chickens in Short Supply
Don't blame Panera for the high cost ($15.50) for a large bowl of chicken soup. "Its not Panera's fault," said Ollie McDonald, the country's largest Noodle Chicken farmer," Most folks have never even heard about a noodle chicken. They come out of…
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