Would You Buy A Pound Of Baloney From Kevin McCarthy?
Would you buy a pound of baloney from Kevin McCarthy? No. Why the heck not? Do you think maybe, he might switch the baloney and instead sell you a pound of cat food? No way the sale would be three pounds of oven-baked, freshly roasted turkey.
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