Maybe Trump Should Have Pardoned The Justice's Wife Before Leaving The White House?
Wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Ginni Thomas was trying to overturn the 2020 presidential election. But, of course, trying to overturn an election is a delicate pickle for the wife of a Supreme Court Justice. Booyah! No small p…
Read full storyThe All-Time Best Shakespeare Pun
Sophia, a junior at the University of Verona, had run out of money due to inflation caused by the Punic Wars, and, in desperation, had accepted a lucrative offer from Julius Caesar and his wife Calpurnia, which required Sophia to be a surrogate mothe…
Read full storyLAPD Officers Actually Placed Will Smith In Handcuffs 12 Minutes After He Assaulted Chris Rock
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Hollywood Innuendo News Agency is reporting that LAPD officers actually placed Will Smith, aka the 'Sucker Puncher' in handcuffs 12 minutes after he left the stage. Smith was backstage having his hand treated for cu…
Read full storyPhil Mickelson Will Play Masters Under A Different Name
American golf legend, Phil Mickelson, had officially pulled out of the 2022 Masters golf tournament, but announced this week that he will play, only under a different name...and with a fake mustache and large brimmed hat. Mickelson has been shunne…
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