Man Emerges From 5-Year Coma And Refuses To Believe Trump Had Been President
In news from Washington, it's been reported that a man from the city, who had been in a coma from early 2016 until he emerged from it just last week, has steadfastly refused to believe that, for the previous four years, Donald Trump had been the pres…
Read full storyJoe Biden Does Not Own A Vampire Dog, Despite How Much It Likes To Bite People
President Biden's 3-year-old German Shepherd, Major, has bitten his second victim in two weeks, this time on the White House South Lawn, on Monday. "So far, neither hapless victim has turned into a vampire or werewolf, so we can all breathe easy,…
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