Don Trump Jr. and Jarrad Kushner Develop Revolutionary New Economic Plan
Mar-A-Lago, Florida White House spokesperson Sarah Sanders announced today that Donnie and Jarrad had invented an economic model that would solve all the world's problems. "Right now, the information is still super-secret because we don't want Ame...
Read full storyOakland Mayor Libby Schaaf Warns California About Imminent Trump Arrival
Oakland, CA. Mayor of Oakland California Libby Schaaf, who was earlier criticised by Trump for warning immigrants that the feds were going to conduct raids, now is warning California,that Trump is coming. California is one of the many states that des...
Read full storyChurch of Scamatology Will Start Broadcasting New Network "Real Soon"
Clearly Mental, FL As they have been promising and collecting "donations" for during the last three years, the Church of Scamatology promised they would be on the air with their new TV network "real soon." (If the past is any indication, could be any...
Read full storyTrump and Kim Jong Un to Meet in Fiji IHOP
Mar-A-Lago, Florida It was announced today that the White House and North Korea are working out details for "Dotard" Trump and Kim "Rocket Man" Jong Un to meet. Knowing both Trump and Kim are not about to miss any meals, and allowing for time zon...
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