
Trump.com™ to ban all immigration from S&%#hole countries like California, Texas and Arizona
The Very Whitehouse has released an statement confirming that S&%#hole countries like California, Texas and Arizona will have all immigration cancelled. They said this was to stem the evil brown tide that is destroying the lifestyles of rich whi...
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Parisian jewelry thieves caught by Inspector Closeau and his pissed Pink Panther!
A bungled attempt to lift £3.5 million pounds worth of jewelry from the Ritz Hotel in Paris has been folied by the one and only, Inspector Closeau, and his piss-artist assistant, The Pink Panther! Thieves smashed open glass cabinets with sledge ha...
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