Trump Wants HUGE Millenary Parade!
He saw it in Paris and now he wants one here. President Trump has announced his intentions to hold a "Huge" millenary parade later this year. "It's going to be Huge! Huge hats! Huge Purses! Huge footwear!My parade will have all the latest fashions in...
Read full storyNew survey finds alligators are split on whether clowns taste funny
The long held belief that alligators avoid eating clowns because "they taste funny" has been challenged by a new poll. Of the thousand man-eating alligators that participated in the survey 58% stated that they really didn't care if a human was a...
Read full storyHospitals to NOT heat-sanitize plumbing drains to avoid super-bug breeding
Bethesda, Maryland - The National Institute of Health has found out how super-bugs are created by hospitals. It’s very simple. Sick people’s bodily fluids are sent down plumbing drains where they meet up with anti-biotics. All the non-super germs ar...
Read full storySir John Falstaff Society steps forward on Assange case
Yesterday UK Judge Emma Arbuthnot upheld the arrest warrant on Julian Assange. “I am not persuaded the warrant should be withdrawn,” she said. In response, England’s Sir John Falstaff Society has held a news conference. Mr. Assange was ar...
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